inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

cassandraclare:

Now with picture from Sony. :)

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He likes to share the bed with Nyx.

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

tardisrising:

getsuswet:

urbansamurai007:

psychedelicweedtrip:

This shit got cancelled so fast haha

greatest skittles commercial ever!!!! lol

Agreed
Twisted

My media class told our teacher about this commercial so she looked it up and we watched it in class then she was like “omg they are going to fire me.”

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

queeflto:

everything cool i do is on accident